I hate her. Really I do. Kris Jenner premiered her long-awaited talk show Kris yesterday and started it off with a Tweet that was so bogus I wanted to throw my phone across the room.
Before the show aired she posted a picture on Facebook of her HOLDING A BABY saying “Will you be watching today’s first episode!? We have a special guest. You never know who will stop by our show today!”
So, natch, everyone thought it was North West. Well, it wasn’t. Haven’t you heard it’s Kanye’s baby NOT America’s baby? I mean seriously, the woman has no shame. The kid was not North, shocking I know, but her stylists kid.
She said “No, no, no, I couldn’t do that to Kim — that would be kidnapping. I get asked all the time, when are you going to show the baby? Kim just has to do that on her own time. Let her have privacy for a little bit. When she comes out, she comes out.”
Let her have her privacy? YOU JUST PRETENDED THAT BABY WAS HERS! She’s the worst. The absolute worst.
The latest on Cory Monteith does not look good. E! News says that “numerous amounts of alcohol” were found in the Vancouver hotel room where he died over the weekend. There were also other “substances,” but no word yet what they were.
TMZ has the last pictures taken of Cory if you would like to see them. Folks are saying he led two lives – a sober one in LA and a totally different one in Vancouver. They are speeding up the autopsy to get results as soon as they can, but honestly, is it any of our business? The kid obviously had demons, let’s remember him for the good things.
Chris Brown is in trouble. Again. And I’m surprised – said noone ever. Chris’ probation was revoked yesterday and it could mean jail time! Fingers crossed! Let’s cast our memories back to the time Chris hit Rihanna and ended up on five years’ probation.
Then, earlier this year he was involved in a hit and run where he hit, gave a fake license and ran. Well getting charged = probation revocation! Chris maintains his innocence saying he did everything he was supposed to do. He didn’t.
Anyhoo, his next hearing is August 18th, let’s all hope for the best.
And finally this morning, Lindsay Lohan is going to be featured on Oprah’s OWN network in an 8-part docu-series about her struggles and her future. For her efforts, she is getting 2 MILLION dollars. Yup, just what a recovering coke-head needs – cash. Sheesh. Needless to say, I will watch this. Every second of it.
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