AN EVEN HIGHER-PITCHED BIEBS… HOW DARE YOU?!
Justin Bieber was the subject of the all-too-common Murder/Castration plot that is all the rage in the criminal underworld these days. Huh!? You heard me right. Murder and then castration. Biebs’ jewels were to be passed around like fingerling potatoes at dinner.
Here is the skinny: Dana Martin, an inmate serving two life sentences at Las Cruces prison in New Mexico for rape and murder, recruited another inmate, Mark Staake, to help him take down Justin Bieber an octave or two. Staake then brought his nephew on board to head to NYC after his release to help him abduct, strangle with paisley ties (Martin’s calling card) and finally snip Bieber and his bodyguard for the nefarious plot.
It was thwarted by none other than Martin, himself, as he dropped a dime on Staake and his nephew to authorities.
WTF.
KANYE WEST KILT IT (AND OTHER’S MISTAKES) AT THE 12-12-12 CONCERT
For the 12-12-12 Hurricane Sandy relief benefit Kanye West dressed up (literally) instead of dressing down President Bush this time. Leather kilts are very fashion forward.
$30 million raised from just the ticket sales alone which ranged from $300 – $3000. The concert with it’s all-star list of performers leaned to the classic rock genre with the likes of Roger Waters of Pink Floyd, The Rolling Stones, and The Who taking the stage.
The Boss and Bon Jovi teamed up for some hometown N.J. love which, I am almost positive, gave Governor Chris Christie a minor coronary…or perhaps it was his love for boardwalk funnel cake.
Alicia Keys closed out the night around 1:30am with her collaboration “Empire State Of Mind” sans Jay-Z. I guess he was at a Nets game instead.
Some of the more awkward moments of the night involved Adam Sandler singing a cover of Leonard Cohen’s classic, “Hallelujah” and Paul McCartney sitting in with a band he thought was the Foo Fighters but was actually the surviving members of Nirvana.
LINDSAY LOHAN’S NEXT ROLE…MEAN GIRLS 2: THE LADIES OF CELL BLOCK C
It looks like Lilo’s probation has been revoked which means she is possibly looking at 245 days in the slammer. While her probation hearing was yesterday, she was not there and is waiting for the January 14th court date to decide her incarceration fate. Lins has not been formally charged yet for lying to police about a traffic accident earlier this year…yet another shoe to drop.
NAIL. Meet COFFIN.
