The Princess Gets a Name
I’m sure by now you have heard the Princess’ new names. Yes, the Royal Spare has a name and it is Charlotte Elizabeth Diana. Beautiful.
Here’s how it all breaks down:
Charlotte is the female version of Charles, William’s fathers name.
Elizabeth is for the Queen Mother, and Diana, is for, well, Diana.
It’s my understanding they went to the Queen to show off the baby and tell her the name before they told the world. It’s also my understanding they went IN with the name Charlotte Diana Elizabeth and came OUT with the name Charlotte Elizabeth Diana. Queen trumps ex daughter-in-law every time.
There is also a LOT of consipiracy theory out there about Kate and how great she looked only 10 hours after giving birth. Lots of folks saying that maybe we had a Beyonce situation and that she didn’t even carry the baby, or that she gave birth much earlier and waited until later to make the announcement. I think she got lucky and had a really easy labor and then had a team of people there to make her look lovely. She’s a normal human. I promise.
Keeping Up With Bruce
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We have to wait another month to see the Documentary about Bruce and his journey, but E! couldn’t wait that long, so they are taking some older footage and packaging it as “Keeping Up with the Kardashians – About Bruce” to show how Bruce told the Kardashian side of the family and how all those selfish women chose to make it all about them.
Here’s an example of Kris making it all about her:
I don’t think I could dislike her more if I tried.
Another Chris Brown Fail
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And finally today, Chris Brown can’t learn. Period. Chris has been accused of punching a guy druing a basketball game in Vegas over the weekend. I realize everyone was pumped up from the fight, but gimme a break. Chris allegedly punched the dude after they got in an argument during a game at the Palms at 3:42am. As my mother always said, nothing good ever happens after 2am.
Cops were called but according to their report, Chris was “not available to speak to them”. I’m going to try that the next time I get in trouble. Think that will work? Police would “like” him to turn himself in, but if that doesn’t happen, they’ll go ahead and file charges. Who knew cops could be so easy going? But what about that probation? It ended last month, so he won’t get in any additional trouble. Which is a travesty.
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